KrEstoF's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Romney Hate Black People]

Lol, pretty ridiculous and over the top. xD

But yeah, you forgot... And Mitt Romney said HE'S GONNA PUT Y'ALL IN CHAINS.

[Dora The Expl-whore-r]

It may be toilet humor and not very "original" in such regards, but I've been waiting a looooong time for that little twat to get beat by her own monkey and die. Lots of people must have enjoyed watching that like me.

[Some Words From Santorum]

This is a pretty great parody of Santorum. I know people say it's "heavy-handed" but that critique is inappropriate. The author is not trying to make a very intellectual story with a little kernel of wisdom. He's making a flat-out, over-the-top parody. And the sad thing is that actually, most of it is true.

As for animation and stuff, yea, pretty stiff and I noticed the adoption worker just vaporize the 2nd time around... but really, not like it was distracting or anything.

[The Noob Adventures Episode 8]

Lol awesome references. I thought the one really obnoxious guy would have fallen asleep through the minecraft ending though. :P

[Billy Mays The Birth]

Not very great...

I mean hey, it has Billy Mays in it! How could it not be funny and awesome!? Well, you sir, have done what I thought was impossible. Personally, I did not find myself laughing a single time. This is not my brand of humor, although apparently others loved it -- as well as the narrators stupid voice.

Most of the animation was good, although you really did have some weird special effects like vomit and the flashy lights. But the story, the jokes, the references... I was begging for the movie to end around the time when he stumbled upon this temple -- THROUGH A BUSH. Around that time in your flash, the pace seemed to slow to a crawl...

[Press Start: Chores 2]

Great, as always!

The jokes are funny as well as some of the random text you find on things. Such as on the cover of the movie box! Unfortunately, it is hard to read all of it sometimes, although I suppose that also makes rewatching the flash more enjoyable.

They style is great. People shouldn't rag on you just because everything isn't perfect. IMO, the style appears to be executed perfectly. As for the ending, well... not really sure I understand exactly why or how whatever I think is going on, but it certainly makes you anticipate the next episode!

[48hr Film-fest entry]

You're always disturbing...

I know the hand is representing this unseen force, but am I to assume that the creature only saw it in the reflection of the knife? Hm, maybe it represents tools or technology. But anyway, did the fingers disappear from sight again, or were they just behind the giant knife or something?

SpamClamberton responds:

Just behind the knife.